My Florida Landlord, Jen.

Sheila - Senior Prom (2007)

Me in the distant past (1983)

The convention display back in the days of video tape.

5th Grade: I'm the one dead center looking all snobby. However see the girl behind me looking guilty as hell? That's because she has just stabbed me with a pencil. And you thought that only happened in bad sitcoms. Mouse over the picture to see the back, while water damaged some of the names can still be read. Next to me is Tim Norton, far left top corner is Zena Rickets. These were two of the three academic rivals I had in all through High School (at least from my point of view.)

Yearbook Entry: Andrew Carr aka Andrue Carr.

Yearbook Entry: Bob Dutton.

Yearbook Entry. The school censored my motto "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit." They warned me ahead of time, I countered with "bullsh*t." Finally they agreed to "MOTTO CENSORED", but in the end they lied and just left it blank..

And yes, my real middle name is Armand (I know it says Armond but I never used it and they never fact checked anything - as Christopher Oliver's "Intermediate Coed Touch Football" proved,) but I ditched it years ago for Alexander, and kept my second communion name of Christopher even though I left the Catholicism as soon as I was given the option.

Jennifer Dunham and I at Junior Prom, High School. 1978.

Hey, I had giant stuffed lion and a suit. The rest I think speaks for itself...